Ed Felten has an amusing follow-up to the AACS debacle. He published a random integer generator that makes it possible to get your own, personalized access key. Only in this case it's not for HD DVD content, but for a Haiku Felten wrote:

We own integers,
Says AACS LA.
You can own one too.

The headline of course is my very own integer, so better don't publish it on Digg! :)