Expect this to be on the Daily Show any day: Wired News has a transcript of Senator Ted Stevens arguing against net neutraility. He really seems to know what he is talking about:

"I just the other day got, an internet was sent by my staff at 10 o'clock in the morning on Friday and I just got it yesterday. Why? Because it got tangled up with all these things going on the internet commercially."

Funny. And really, really disturbing.